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LAMONT & TONELLI TALK TO CHRISTOPHER TITUS ABOUT HIS NEW COMEDY SPECIAL “CARRYING MONSTERS”

Christopher Titus will be live streaming his new comedy special “Carrying Monsters” this Saturday, May 2nd from 7-8:30pm.

Tickets are $10 and available through: www.eventbrite.com

For more info go to: www.christophertitus.com

Make It A Quarantine Party.

In the midst of the stress and chaos of the global pandemic, Christopher Titus brings his newest show, “Carrying Monsters,” to a one-night only livestream event on YouTube at ChristopherTitusTV.

This will be a professionally shot, 3-camera comedy show, not broadcast from his kitchen on his iPhone by his mom. The show will take place on Saturday, May 2nd, at 7pm PT, 10pm ET. Approx running time, 90 minutes.

Purchasers will receive access to the show with the email account they use to purchase their ticket. You will go to ChristopherTitusTV on YouTube at 7pm PT and log in to your YouTube account (must be same email), in order to gain access. If you’re technologically challenged, watch your email! Christopher Titus will be sending out step-by-step instructions.

Christopher Titus has also uploaded his previous comedy specials and full episodes from his TV show “Titus” onto his YouTube page: www.youtube.com/christophertitustv

Listen to Lamont and Tonelli’s interview with Christopher Titus below.

Here’s a video about Christopher Titus’ “Carrying Monsters” livestream event.

Follow Christopher Titus here.

WIN A YEAR’S SUPPLY OF ASS WIPE

Hey Boneheads, we know times are tough, and that’s why we’re hooking one lucky listener up with a year’s supply of toilet paper.

That’s right – we’re giving away a case of  2-ply toilet paper, courtesy of Lamont & Tonelli.

Here’s how you can win: just tune in Monday, April 27th through Friday, May 1st during the 6am, 7am, 8am or 9am hours.

When we give the cue-to-call sounder, be the 10th caller into the studio at 1-888-303-BONE and you’ll qualify for the grand prize 96-pack of toilet paper!

Furnished by Lamont & Tonelli.

Grab the official rules here.

ARIZONA CARDINALS HEAD COACH KLIFF KINGSBURY’S NFL DRAFT ROOM PUTS ALL THE OTHER DRAFT ROOMS TO SHAME

Last night was the first ever virtual NFL Draft, with that being said all the GMs and Head Coaches from around the league had to make their picks from the comfort of their home. Arizona Cardinals Head Coach Kliff Kingsbury won the night with the best looking house, just look inside his living room.

If they ever decide to do a remake of Scarface, look no further than using Kliff Kingsbury’s house as the setting.

And for Big Dick Black, here are a couple photos of Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones on his Yacht.


LAMONT & TONELLI CHECK IN WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP ABOUT THE LAS VEGAS MAYOR WHO SUGGESTED THE CITY CAN BE A CORONAVIRUS CONTROL GROUP

The Mayor of Las Vegas wants casinos open now. In a wild interview with Anderson Cooper on Wednesday, Mayor Carolyn Goodman revealed she had suggested the city be a coronavirus “control group”. She argued that the 150 people who had died in Vegas, while tragic, was simply not a justification to shut down a city of 2.3 million. Of course, President Trump has an official statement on the matter.

MR. SKIN’S MUST WATCH THIS WEEK

Lamont & Tonelli talked to Mr. Skin for his weekly fun bags forecast. This morning Mr. Skin announced his Mr. Skin Challenge where he is asking people to draw their favorite nude scene or iconic celeb moment for a chance to win $1200. Plus, Mr. Skin recommended Easy on Netflix for his Quaran-T&A TV watching list.

LAMONT & TONELLI CHECK IN WITH DR. SMELTZER WHO SAYS COVID-19 LINGERS IN TESTICLES OF MEN MAKING THEM MORE AT RISK

Well, the newest Coronavirus danger: having testicles. A new study has found that men are more at risk of suffering severe bouts of coronavirus because the disease is known to “linger” in the testicles. Which explains why women can bounce back easier. And our resident physician, Dr. Smeltzer is here to further explain the science.

TV NEWS REPORTER ACCIDENTALLY FILMS HER HUSBAND NAKED IN THE SHOWER WHILE GIVING HERSELF A HAIRCUT

A morning news TV reporter accidentally filmed her husband naked in the shower while filming a report from the bathroom of her home. Melinda Meza is a correspondent for KCRA 3 in Sacramento and is usually based in Joaquin County where she acts as the bureau chief for the region. However, a lockdown due to coronavirus across the Golden State means most roving reporters are having to broadcast their segments directly from home…And her nude husband’s schlong was the star of her D-I-Y Haircut segment.