Listen to Lamont and Tonelli’s new song “This Corona.”
LAMONT & TONELLI PRESENT THIS CORONA
LAMONT & TONELLI PRESENT LAMONT’S LOVE MAKING SONG
Recently, Dr. Fauci was asked is it okay to use dating apps and hook up with people while the shelter in place is in effect. As a public service Lamont and Tonelli replayed Lamont’s love making song.
LAMONT & TONELLI PRESENT PARTY UNTIL 2022
New study from Harvard University says the shelter in place might need to stay in effect until the year 2022. Listen to Lamont and Tonelli’s new song about the lockdown. Plus, Lamont and Tonelli played three additional songs about needing a haircut, wearing a mask out in public and a replay of standing six feet away.
MR. SKIN’S MUST WATCH THIS WEEK
Lamont & Tonelli talked to Mr. Skin for his weekly fun bags forecast! This morning Mr. Skin talked about his Quaran-T&A TV watching list including Westworld, Shameless, Banshee, True Blood, Californication, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Sex Education and The Sopranos. Plus, the winner of his Whack-It-Bracket Aimee Lou Wood from Sex Education on Netflix. Lastly, his tribute to First Responders.
BUS DRIVER CAUGHT SPANKING IT WHILE DRIVING PASSENGERS IN SWITZERLAND
A Swiss bus driver has been fired after he was filmed “spanking it” while driving passengers. It’s believed the pervert was unaware he could be seen by those on board, as he assumed a coronavirus screen shielded his actions. And this wasn’t a private shuttle bus this bus was one of the city’s main public transport providers.
LAMONT & TONELLI CHECK IN WITH DR. SMELTZER WHO SAYS SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SUPER BOWL LOSS SAVED LIVES
Did Jimmy Garoppolo overthrowing Emmanuel Sanders in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl save potentially THOUSANDS of lives?!?! That’s what some doctors believe, saying the lack of a Super Bowl parade in San Francisco helped slow the spread of COVID-19 in Northern California tremendously. And our resident physician, Dr. Smeltzer is here to share his thoughts on the theory.
OREGON SAYS NO TO THE BUTT
Similar to New York, the Oregon Health Authority has released a graphic coronavirus guide for hanky-panky during the pandemic. Complete with explicit emoji graphics that leave little to the imagination. It promotes solo sexcapades, use of personal toys and sex chat apps. The infographic also suggests “pressing pause” on the butt-focused act “rimming” warning everyone of the dangers involved. Again, this is a state government PSA.
At a time when Oregonians are spending more time than ever at home, we imagine you may be wondering “Is it still safe to have sex?”
In short – Yes. You can still have sex but with precautions. Here are some tips on practicing safe sex during this time. #COVID19 #sexed pic.twitter.com/mjUPQPZitk
— OR Health Authority (@OHAOregon) April 8, 2020
LAMONT & TONELLI TALK ABOUT THE DALLAS COWBOYS BREAKING QUARANTINE TO HAVE A PARTY
Well, Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott are partying like it’s NOT 2020 in the middle of a pandemic, hanging together for a celebration that appears to violate the Texas “safer-at-home” order. The party went down Friday night at the Dallas Cowboys QB’s crib in Prosper, TX and his star running back was there as a guest. Apparently, it was a birthday party for one of Dak’s friends and at the height of the bash, there were about 30 guests. Ultimately, the cops let Prescott off with a warning, reminding everyone of “social distancing.”
93 YEAR OLD MAKES A PLEA FOR MORE BEER DURING CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN
Time to break out the sharpies and poster board! Olive Veronessi of Pennsylvania went viral when she asked for more beer last week.
It didn’t take long for Coors Light to respond:
Olive asked, and beer is on its way! https://t.co/VnUWwVh2t8
— Coors Light (@CoorsLight) April 12, 2020
…and delivered!
We came. We saw. We delivered to a friend in need. Cheers, Olive! #TakeTimeToChill pic.twitter.com/EisV8Lp1k0
— Coors Light (@CoorsLight) April 13, 2020
LAMONT & TONELLI PRESENT REAL CORONA MORONS 5G CONSPIRACY THEORIST
Lamont and Tonelli present “Real Corona Morons” featuring 5G Conspiracy Theorist, people who think the COVID-19 Pandemic was caused by 5G.