Last week a Police Officer in Milton Keynes stopped a female driver who handed over a drivers license that said her name was Homer Simpson, complete with his signature and address. Interestingly Homer’s licence shows that he’s able to drive buses pulling trailers and some kind of heavy goods vehicle. The driver’s car was seized and he was reported for driving with no insurance and driving without a proper licence.
This morning Lamont told the story of how he was able to sneak in a funny smile for his Driver’s License, but when he had to renew it the DMV asked him to come back in to take another photo. The two photos are below.
Recently, 27 pairs of frozen hands were found in the city of Khabarovsk in the far east of Siberia, which is close to the border of China. All but one of the 54 hands were found in a bag at a popular fishing spot. Locals said they hadn’t seen anything suspicious.
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After receiving a fake IRS scam call, Smelly had Lamont and Tonelli’s Donald Trump impersonator call back the number and dick with the Telemarketer.
Yesterday Lamont saw this car driving down I-280.
Leah Jorgensen of Madison, Wisconsin is a 33 year old woman who has polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS), a hormonal disorder that emerges in some women. For Jorgensen, the PCOS causes her to grow hair on her chest, her back and her face, a condition known as hirsutism.
Below is a video describing Leah Jorgensen’s condition.
In Southern California, the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department released Heather Locklear’s mugshot who was arrested yesterday morning on suspicion of domestic violence and battering a police officer. Looks like Father Time is still undefeated.
Styx, Joat Jett & The Blackhearts and Tesla will be at the Concord Pavilion on Friday, June 1st.
The ticket pre-sale is Thursday, February 22nd from 10am to 10pm.
Use the code word “anthem.”
Tickets go on sale on Friday, February 23rd at 10am through: www.livenation.com
Click here to purchase tickets.
Click here to find out how to win tickets from 107.7 The Bone.
Lamont and Tonelli checked in with their house band Big Men On Campus and play their collaboration song with Donald Trump about his food box plan.