Check out this crowd of people inside Kid Rock’s bar in Nashville.
Last night at Kid Rock’s Big Honky Tonk and Rock n’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville, TN. Nashville is in phase 2, allowing restaurants and retail stores to open at 75 percent capacity, while bars remain closed. How is this even legal? #COVID #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/bg3JG7h6cy
— Sara O’Bannon (@Ovation_Girl) June 14, 2020
A 30-year-old man in China has had a whole fish removed from his rectum after he had allegedly “sat on it by accident.” Gruesome footage online shows medics removing the dead blue tilapia from the patient’s body at a hospital. Reports from local media did not specify the fish’s size but the species usually measures 12-16 inches long.
This week a video clip of a woman in police custody in “Somewhere, USA” started going viral on social media. The woman dropped a hilarious freestyle saying “You About to Lose Yo Job” while getting detained by a police officer. As you would expect she got the remix treatment.
Obviously I had to put a beat to this. #YouAboutToLoseYoJob. pic.twitter.com/JruF0p5ZZV
— ?J (@_RandomJ_) June 4, 2020
Looters in New York City pulled up to ransack a store Monday night in a $350,000 Rolls-Royce Cullinan SUV. The footage was taken in the SoHo neighborhood in lower Manhattan. FYI, the ultra-luxury Cullinan has a starting price of $333,000, but its price-as-delivered regularly stretches far beyond the $350,000 mark.
NYC looters pull up in $350,000 Rolls-Royce to ransack store https://t.co/RrCKRDqVBC pic.twitter.com/ELhgrf2LO3
— Disrn (@DisrnNews) June 3, 2020
Someone used artificial intelligence to create a Metallica song called “Deliverance Rides”. This was the result.
Subscribe to Funk Turkey on YouTube.
Here’s the AC/DC AI created song “Great Balls.”
Lamont’s hair is starting to look like Einstein’s. He is starting to gel. When are the barbershops and hair salon’s opening up !?
A Thai man with an unhealthy obsession with “used” flip-flops has been arrested for stealing more than 120 pairs and then having sex with ‘em. The man would reportedly wear the “thongs”, caress and kiss them before eventually making love to them. And this inspired the boys in the back, who teamed up with Sisqo to remake his classic hit song.
Lamont & Tonelli talked to Mr. Skin for his weekly fun bags forecast. This morning Mr. Skin talked about National Masturbation Day, including great masturbation moments in cinema like Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie, Sarah Silverman in I Smile Back, Lili Simmons from Bansee on Cinemax and Natalie Krill in Blow Her Mouth. Plus, with the recent launch of HBO Max, Mr. Skin talks about Anna Kendrick in Love Life.
Well, a viral video has captured two alligators turning the 18th green of a South Carolina golf course into a real-life death match. A group of golfers at the Hilton Head Lakes golf course – came across the two gators locked onto each other with their powerful jaws while thrashing about. A fight that lasted over two hours. One of the alligators can be seen in the video with its giant mouth on top of the other alligator’s mouth, while the one underneath had its jaws locked onto the other’s leg. It’s an amazing video, so we decided to narrate it with a golf course legend.
Below is the highlight from the show.
A woman stripped off and put her underwear over her face after a Ukrainian shop worker refused to serve her without a face mask on. The unidentified woman was filmed on a security camera at a “Nova Poshta” post office in Ukraine. Reports say she came to the post office to pick up a paackage and entered the room without wearing a face mask, which is against the country’s current quarantine laws. After one employee asked the woman to follow the rules, she took extreme measures to make sure she got her package. In the video below, she is seen pulling down her jeans, taking off her underwear and placing them over her face. She put her jeans back on while keeping her underwear over her head. Even though the video doesn’t show it, the employee ended up handing over the woman’s package. A spokesperson told local media: “Our employee asked the woman to put on a face mask and even gave her one for free. But the woman refused to use it.” The company said they do not condemn the customer’s actions and are not going to report her to the police.