If one is looking for a slightly naughtier way to celebrate the royal wedding then we’ve found a great souvenir for the friskier royalists out there. The ideal gift for your Prince Charming, these Royal Wedding condoms are definitely one of the more imaginative, Royal Wedding memorabilia available.
“Crown Jewels Heritage Condoms” exist and they are only £10 for 80 condoms. There’s even a 3 for 2 option, which we guess is perfect for gifting?
They’ve been described as “Artisan-style sheaths, tailored to a regal fit and drizzled with lube, promise discerning love-makers a royal union of pleasure and style.”
The condoms are even packaged in an eye-catching souvenir case which when opened, “one is treated to an exclusive musical arrangement of God Save the Queen and The Star Spangled Banner.”
The box itself features a “commemorative portrait of the royal couple by acclaimed Romainian artist, Jacqués Valentin,” and each pack has been signed with a Certificate of Authenticity.
That’s one way to be patriotic.