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2023 CELEBRITY DEAD POOL DRAFT
Here is the list of everyone’s picks from the 2023 Celebrity Dead Pool Draft.
Lamont
1. Jimmy Carter
2. Norman Lear
3. Joyce Randolph
4. Elisabeth Waldo
5. Toby Keith
6. Mark Gastineau
7. Scotty Bowman
8. Pope Francis
9. Prunella Scales
10. Abdul Rahman Yasin
Tonelli
1. Tony Bennett
2. Bruce Willis
3. Val Kilmer
4. Phil Collins
5. Vladimir Putin
6. Jeff Bridges
7. Henry Kissinger
8. Lee Corso
9. Clint Eastwood
10. Dolly Parton
Chasta
1. Eva Marie Saint
2. Bob Barker
3. Bill Cosby
4. Caren Marsh Doll
5. Ghislaine Maxwell
6. Harvey Weinstein
7. Robert Wagner
8. Kim Jong-un
9. Mike Nussbaum
10. Prince Andrew
Baby Huey
1. Dick Van Dyke
2. Mel Brooks
3. Bob Newhart
4. Tim Curry
5. Don King
6. Bob Cousy
7. Ted Turner
8. Buzz Aldrin
9. Billy Connolly
10. William Shatner
2023 Celebrity Dead Pool Rules/Scoring System:
1. Everyone will have 10 picks.
2. At least two of your picks must be celebrities 95+ years old. Worth 35 points.
3. At least two of your picks must be celebrities between 85 to 94 years old. Worth 50 points.
4. At least two of your picks must be celebrities between 60 to 84 years old. Worth 75 points.
5. We are only allowed to pick 2 people under 60 years of age. Not mandatory as picks. The pay off though is big points. Worth 100 points.
2022 CELEBRITY DEAD POOL
Here is the list of everyone’s picks from the 2022 Celebrity Dead Pool Draft. Plus, the most current scores.
1. Lamont – 245 Points
2. Tonelli – 125 Points
3. Baby Huey – 125 Points
4. Chasta – 0 Points
Lamont
1. Queen Elizabeth (Passed away on September 8th, 2022. She was 96 years old.) (50 Points)
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Larry Storch (Passed away on July 8th, 2022. He was 99 years old.) (35 Points)
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Norman Lear
6. Art Rupe (Passed away on April 15th, 2022. He was 104 years old.) (35 Points)
7. Vin Scully (Passed away on August 2nd, 2022. He was 94 years old.) (50 Points)
8. Pope Benedict
9. Mark Gastineau
10. Ayman al-Zawahiri (Passed away on July 31st, 2022. He was 71 years old.) (75 Points)
Tonelli
1. Tony Bennett
2. Val Kilmer
3. 6ix9ine
4. Henry Kissinger
5. Mike Nussbaum
6. Mikhail Gorbachev (Passed away on August 30th, 2022. He was 91 years old.) (50 Points)
7. Nichelle Nichols (Passed away on July 30th, 2022. She was 89 years old.) (75 Points)
8. David Crosby
9. Shannen Doherty
10. Dick Cheney
Chasta
1. Harvey Weinstein
2. Caren Marsh Doll
3. Prince Andrew
4. Elisabeth Waldo
5. Eva Marie Saint
6. Joyce Randolph
7. Bill Cosby
8. Kim Jong-un
9. Jerry Sandusky
10. Jake Paul
Baby Huey
1. Bob Barker
2. Angela Lansbury (Passed away on October 11th, 2022. She was 96 years old.) (50 Points)
3. Marsha Hunt
4. Mel Brooks
5. Don King
6. Tim Curry
7. Ghislaine Maxwell
8. Jerry Lee Lewis (Passed away on October 28th, 2022. He was 87 years old.) (75 Points)
9. Bob Newhart
10. Bobby Brown
2022 Celebrity Dead Pool Rules/Scoring System:
1. Everyone will have 10 picks.
2. At least two of your picks must be celebrities 98+ years old. Worth 35 points.
3. At least two of your picks must be celebrities between 90 to 97 years old. Worth 50 points.
4. At least two of your picks must be celebrities between 60 to 90 years old. Worth 75 points.
5. New rule, we are only allowed to pick 2 people under 60 years of age. Not mandatory as picks. The pay off though is big points. Worth 100 points.
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RUNNER BOTCHES RACE AFTER DING DONG POPS OUT OF SHORTS
An Italian decathlete was faced with a dilemma during a 400-meter race at the 2022 World Athletics Championships in Colombia late last week, whether to compete with his genitalia out or cover up. Alberto Nonino began the race strong, separating himself from the pack and entering the first bend in a great position to secure the race victory. However, things quickly went awry once his junk popped out his shorts. The Italian continued to compete in the race, though was severely hampered by having to use his hands to shield his private part while running. And we have the Italian broadcast of this awkward moment in the race.
2022 CELEBRITY DEAD POOL
Here are the picks from the 2022 Celebrity Dead Pool.
1. Lamont – 70 Points
2. Tonelli – 0 Points
3. Chasta – 0 Points
4. Baby Huey – 0 Points
Lamont
1. Queen Elizabeth
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Larry Storch (Passed away on July 8th, 2022. He was 99 years old.) (35 Points)
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Norman Lear
6. Art Rupe (Passed away on April 15th, 2022. He was 104 years old.) (35 Points)
7. Vin Scully
8. Pope Benedict
9. Mark Gastineau
10. Ayman al-Zawahiri
Tonelli
1. Tony Bennett
2. Val Kilmer
3. 6ix9ine
4. Henry Kissinger
5. Mike Nussbaum
6. Mikhail Gorbachev
7. Nichelle Nichols
8. David Crosby
9. Shannen Doherty
10. Dick Cheney
Chasta
1. Harvey Weinstein
2. Caren Marsh Doll
3. Prince Andrew
4. Elisabeth Waldo
5. Eva Marie Saint
6. Joyce Randolph
7. Bill Cosby
8. Kim Jong-un
9. Jerry Sandusky
10. Jake Paul
Baby Huey
1. Bob Barker
2. Angela Lansbury
3. Marsha Hunt
4. Mel Brooks
5. Don King
6. Tim Curry
7. Ghislaine Maxwell
8. Jerry Lee Lewis
9. Bob Newhart
10. Bobby Brown
2022 Celebrity Dead Pool Rules/Scoring System
1. Everyone will have 10 picks.
2. At least two of your picks must be celebrities 98+ years old. Worth 35 points.
3. At least two of your picks must be celebrities between 90 to 97 years old. Worth 50 points.
4. At least two of your picks must be celebrities between 60 to 90 years old. Worth 75 points.
5. Any picks of people under 60 years old is worth 100 points.
6. Fill in the remaining two picks with any of the above the age of 60 – over, using the corresponding point awards.
7. You don’t have to go under 60 though.
TEEN GETS SICKLE STUCK IN HEAD
A teenager from India is lucky to be alive after tumbling out of bed and falling head first onto a sickle, which became lodged gruesomely in his noggin. The freak accident occurred after the 16 year-old accidentally left his agriculture tool on the floor near the bed. Disaster struck later that night after the youngster rolled out of bed and onto the reaping tool’s curved blade, which embedded itself one and a half inches into his skull. Thankfully, the boy survived. And according to a member of our show, the teen will ultimately be just fine.
MEET THE CONTESTANTS TRYING TO WIN A DATE WITH AMBER
Below are our contestants who are trying to win a date with Amber.
1. Zack
30 years old
Construction worker
Motocross racer
2. Ron
Airline pilot
Body builder
3. James
Never been married
30 years old
Works in high-tech industry
4. Rich
35
Single
Retired Marine
X-ray field tech
5. Sean
31
Truck driver
Likes beer and wine tasting
And watching sports
6. Aaron
Works for Medical company in Reno
Is planning on moving to Bay Area
7. Skate Sharpening Guy
40
No kids
No std’s
Can sew, Sharpen skates and cook her breakfast
8. Rich
55
Loves cooking, bowling, golf, bourbon and wine
Has 2 grown adult kids
9. Marc
Retired
Lives in Texas
Is horny
AMBER IS LOOKING FOR A DATE
One of our listeners, Amber, called into the show and revealed she dumped her boyfriend because for Christmas he gave her an air fryer instead of an engagement ring.
Now Amber is looking for a new man. Want to win a date with her? Email us your photo and a description of yourself to: lamontandtonelli@yahoo.com
CAT FALLS FROM UPPER DECK IN STADIUM
Fans attending Saturday’s Miami Hurricanes home opener against Appalachian State saw something pretty unique, and it had absolutely nothing to do with football. Somehow, a cat not only got loose in the stadium, but it was hanging by a wire that was dangling off the upper deck. As some fans took out their cell phones and began recording, people a hundred feet below began to mobilize and some who brought flags into the stadium started spreading them out in anticipation of catching the kitty if and when it fell. The frightened feline finally lost its grip on the wire and began falling the audible gasp that came from the crowd as the feline plummeted toward the 100 level was quickly replaced by cheers when it was shown to have survived the ordeal. It did not appear that the cat was harmed after the fall, and the fans who caught it quickly held it up to show everyone else that the kitty was okay.