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RUNNER BOTCHES RACE AFTER DING DONG POPS OUT OF SHORTS
An Italian decathlete was faced with a dilemma during a 400-meter race at the 2022 World Athletics Championships in Colombia late last week, whether to compete with his genitalia out or cover up. Alberto Nonino began the race strong, separating himself from the pack and entering the first bend in a great position to secure the race victory. However, things quickly went awry once his junk popped out his shorts. The Italian continued to compete in the race, though was severely hampered by having to use his hands to shield his private part while running. And we have the Italian broadcast of this awkward moment in the race.
SHERIFF INTERRUPTED BY A FLYING DILDO DRONE
Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III is campaigning to be Mayor and was interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large dildo attached to a drone.